don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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