Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
handjob tips. give me some.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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