Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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50% drunk capacity currently
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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