Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You were trust falling into bushes
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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