We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
