its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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