what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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