do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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