i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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