hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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