I don't usually arrange sex via text message
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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