Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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