everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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