Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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