Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
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omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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