before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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