You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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