I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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