yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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