Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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