I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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