Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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