sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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