i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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