Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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