just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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