Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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