We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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