If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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