i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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