dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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