Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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