If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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