the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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