They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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