i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The feeling are messing with the penis
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
