some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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