omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just puked most of my soul out..
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