her vagine was all disorganized.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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