it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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