i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Less talking, more tequila
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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