Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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