so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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