if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
