yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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