I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.