So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.