my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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