dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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