And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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