its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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