just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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